side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

clout googles

Clout googles are white sunglasses that have circle lenses.

Man that guy has square clout googles and not circle he probably has not clout.

by Stretboi May 8, 2018

Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.

Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.

by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012

google correcting

when one corrects you by saying... 'did you mean'...

I have Lord & Taylor taste with a dollar store pock-a-book.
Friend replies w/ 'did you mean', pocketbook.
Are you google correcting me?
"Google, helping dumb people look smart on the internet since 1998".

by smpetitjean September 19, 2009

Don't Google That

Something said when told a word or phrase that someone might not know and may google. Which will give them a very awkward even in which someone may know what that means and sees your search history..

Friend: "Hey what does Rule 34 Mean? I overheard my friend say it."

Me: "Don't Google That."

by PikaPikaGamer June 25, 2018

google unearth

When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.

After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'

by Pattio November 15, 2010

Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.

I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.

by KeepThinking January 7, 2016