Don't Google That

Something said when told a word or phrase that someone might not know and may google. Which will give them a very awkward even in which someone may know what that means and sees your search history..

Friend: "Hey what does Rule 34 Mean? I overheard my friend say it."

Me: "Don't Google That."

by PikaPikaGamer June 25, 2018

Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.

I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.

by KeepThinking January 7, 2016

Google Girth

A search performed on google maps for girthy men.

How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.

by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017

google correcting

when one corrects you by saying... 'did you mean'...

I have Lord & Taylor taste with a dollar store pock-a-book.
Friend replies w/ 'did you mean', pocketbook.
Are you google correcting me?
"Google, helping dumb people look smart on the internet since 1998".

by smpetitjean September 19, 2009

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

Google silence

When engaged in online text conversation, the silence while a participant googles a word or question in the conversation as they don't know themselves and are embarrassed.

Adam was forced into Google silence while he googled the meaning of the word antidisestablishmentarianism.

by adamscybot August 1, 2012

google unearth

When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.

After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'

by Pattio November 15, 2010