Flindipidus

When someone tells a story riddled with conjecture, assumptions, appeal to false authority, and a general lack of facts

I was talking to my friend, but I had to walk away because of his flindipidus story.

by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter May 25, 2018

Féline

Féline is very sweet and has amazing fashionsense, but she can also be a backstabbing bitch. she has a cute smile though.

féline is a cat. miauw

by kjkgftbv September 6, 2018

Feline Fucking February

During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's

Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"

by Ultimate Chad November 26, 2018

Flingleberry

When you have a loose dingleberry but don't realize it, so you wipe quickly from front to back and fling it onto the toilet seat cover

After i had that aggressive shit and wiped, I wanted to rest, so naturally I leaned back agaisnt the toilet and felt the awful squish of an unknown flingleberry against my back.

by samthesailorman January 6, 2019

Filinto

To make a move always to the least desirable woman in the room

Oh my god, last night we went to the bar, and John pull out a Filinto.... You should have seen the pimple in her ugly face

by Shormak January 17, 2019

FELIN

She is a short........ Beautiful....... Cutie that you tend to just gaze at her for as long as you can ever want to. She is just so friendly and such a promising person, that she never will hurt you. She won't love you as she is a single angel throughout her life but can express her love to you if you are so special and close to her . She loves her friends so much that if you ever hurt them you won't be living the next second of your life. She has that that adorable smile which melts you always when your with her. She knows how to insult you also in a sweet way or rather ..... SHE CAN KILL YOU WITH HER KINDNESS.

Person 1. Why FELIN dude?
Person 2. Angels are not only found in heaven but earth too has one and you will find it in her

by Randomstranger15 October 22, 2019

fling or ring

daisy would like to go out with you

daisy: fling or ring?
you: ok x

by flingorring December 10, 2019