Fartboxing

Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn

Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week

by Nickyd123 February 9, 2015

fart chair

When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.

As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016

Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.

Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.

by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009

Sport Fart

A extremely potent Fart produced by eating specfic food and/or drink for the purpose of enhancing the smell or amplifyling the sound level of said fart.

Points are earned for the number of people that react. Bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.

Noun: I was really annoyed by the crowded conditions on the subway so I had bolied eggs and milk for lunch so I could cut a sport fart on the way home.

Verb: Heather and I enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.

by SportFarter July 13, 2009

Garden Fart

/'gɑr dn fɑrt/ A traditional small fart, not to big not to small. Not unlike Goldie Locks porridge in farts. The capitalization comes from the Greek Gardinius Farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling Garden Fart upon his garden to help growth. Not to be confused with anal queef. see- anal queef

ex. "I find Garden Farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your buttocks."

by Imapenus August 29, 2010

Fart Box

A male/female anus.

I'm going to tongue punch your fart box!!

by Ez-wow July 16, 2011

Brown Fart

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.

I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.

by joey's mommy December 15, 2008