Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

friend

the bitches that you thought liked you but don't

she was my friend

by kmn1 May 23, 2018

Friend

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019

Friend

I don't have friend

I want a friend

by Wazeera January 4, 2018

Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

Friend

A special thing that I do not have

I'm so lonely because I don't have any friends

by Kuroko-sama April 27, 2017