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freedom fries

Those artistic cuts of potatoes formely known as "French Fries" seem to embody, with the most "relevant" example, human tendancy to drop(dead) down symbols instead of arguing and solve problematic issues.
This name switch, after America's punishment upon French people, must have been such a disappointment for French Nation, already stuck in centuries of war with Belgium over whose "frites" are the best, that nobody even asked for the "Statue de la liberté" to be re-named in "French Statue", for it was a longtime gift from France to USA.
Still, French people must be very happy to keep their french kisses, french manicure and french lovers... While America keeps its "Tartine à la mode de Hambourg".
A Cold War like statu quo, that both nations will surely spend trying to remember over what they were arguing in the first place.
In all the world biggest issues, Food matters after all.
"France must have send frenchified or out-of-date freedom fries to Bill Clinton, in order to turn him into mad french lover and made him attack french manicured Monica. "French" news or Japanese whispers?"
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Freedom Fries

u are all f-ing retards
I eat freedom fries, f-ing idiots
Freedom Fries by squash May 8, 2003

Freedom Fries

The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.
Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.
Freedom Fries by Meh May 9, 2003

freedom of slavery 

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.
yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.
freedom of slavery by Todd January 15, 2005

freedom pass 

A pass issued by Colonial Williamsburg that allows the bearer free admission for the year. The freedom pass is sometimes mistaken for passport by Patrick-esque individuals.
Mom, I forgot my freedom pass!

freedom biscuit  

We're boycotting France so, so I call a croissant a freedom biscuit.

freedom biscuit freedom biscuit
freedom biscuit by lord Vittles VI September 27, 2008

Freedom wall 

I tried to get on the internet, but the freedom wall redirected me to amernet instead.
Freedom wall by Bubbasaurus December 3, 2010