Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

Faster

a Youtuber that makes songs off of memes by skeppy and badboyhalo, is an awesome person.

BBH: did you see Faster's new song?
Skeppy: I was testing
BBH: OH MY GOSH SKEPPY, I'M BANNING YOU!

by BaldTownRoad69 September 12, 2019

Fosters

An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.

No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.

We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*

by Woohzal March 11, 2008

fisterrific

The act of getting fisted real good.

Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.

by Tommy R May 15, 2005

Fonster

1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)

2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).

That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!

Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

rie fister

a girl whose cunt is large enough to fit her fist.

hey look --- its RIE FISTER!

or used as a verb:

she got RIE FISTED last night!

by chase is AWESOME April 21, 2008