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foreskin

"eew!! theres foreskin on the wall!!"
by Wallstander P.E April 26, 2009
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Lake Forest

It is also an amazing city in California.
by Stephanie.Mc Donald. October 25, 2008
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Forest Whore

A woman who recieves some good dickage in a forest or deep in the woods. Alcohol and possibly drugs are sometimes involved.
Sam: "Hey, where did yall disappear to after the beers where gone and it got dark?"

Korey: "Man, we went futher in to the woods and I gave her some serious dickage. Everything was all good untill the po po's came!"

Sam: " Yeah, you got to be careful messing with a Forest Whore this time of year. I hope you strapped up!"
by Sam O November 22, 2006
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forest dump

when one takes a dump on a ping-pong paddle and then slaps their partner in the face with the paddle.
I forest dumped that bitch when i was done.
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Avon Old Farms

All boys school for a bunch of breathing horny fuck tards. If you are a Porter's girl don't be surprised if you receive multiple floppy small soggy soft unannounced dick pics from these ultimate dick heads. These thirsty ass jocks are most commonly found begging for nudes from thirsty ethel girls after being rejected by porter's girls. Don't be surprised if ur sexting then they r too pussy to fuck u in person. (I will say they are better than salisbury guys ngl) They do need to get the lax stick out of their ass and take a second to smell these perfect voluptuous cheeks.
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Yo motherfucker I just snapped the hottest chick imma bouta hit
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open
by whorewithafatass April 24, 2021
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Suicide Forest

The location where jake paul killed his career.
Suicide forest is where logan paul took his channels life by mocking a person who had taken his life and was right in front of him.
by keemstar the memestar January 3, 2018
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Foreskin Belt

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010
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