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finger jogging

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.
"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!
by Becksr May 16, 2016
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Finger Orgasm

When someone spontaneously types random characters and gibberish, usually in reaction to something, or boredom.
Also called Finger Aids.
John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms
by BoredBenny September 5, 2017
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finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.
I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!
by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017
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finger-melting

A game in which you play street fighter 2 with a friend and you are bound to a specific ruleset, you have to choose Ken or Ryu. When the match begins both players must perform the 'hadoken' move consecutively until someone fails. The end goal is to see who wins but the real fun is to see how many times you can play until your thumb goes numb.
Friend1: Hey man, i'm having the last cookie.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.
by illfish February 2, 2018
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finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.
OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache
by anon1239000 May 9, 2018
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Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.
Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!
by tordenist June 5, 2018
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Finger folder

A women's collection of pornographic materials used for masturbation
See spank bank
Girl 1: Did you see that guys package on Instagram?
Girl 2: Yeah, totally added to my finger folder
by Urband Dicksonary June 17, 2018
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