When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.
by anon1239000 March 5, 2018
when he thinks he dug deep enough for gold but in reality his fingers are touching a bloody period pad and rubbing the sides of the crusted cotton.
"Anthony fingered my pad at the beach and i had to pretend to like it"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"
by thebamfromtheo May 19, 2022
The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
by tpf November 27, 2010