When a lesbian approaches two men at a party and ask them if they like to be anally penetrated by a lesbian with a strap on dildo. When one of the men agree to this and she takes them to a room. After the lesbian straps on her dildo, she violates on of the men anally. After she pulls out she tells the friend to lick her strap on clean for her. The friend obliges and after this the leftover feces creates a ring around his mouth....much like a clown has.
Hey boys? How would you like a filthy quintana?
What is a filthy quintana?
Well my strap on you two and a lot of anal penitration, wink wink!
Hmmmmm we are in girl!
Bang bang bang.......... "now lick it clean boy!"
Other dude "you have a ring of shit on your face!"
The girl "that's a filthy quintana baby! Now its your turn!" Wink wink!
What is a filthy quintana?
Well my strap on you two and a lot of anal penitration, wink wink!
Hmmmmm we are in girl!
Bang bang bang.......... "now lick it clean boy!"
Other dude "you have a ring of shit on your face!"
The girl "that's a filthy quintana baby! Now its your turn!" Wink wink!
by doc d August 22, 2013
by tomthepussylegend May 21, 2019
much the same as was explained above although you kick your partner on the shin, forcing them to hop on one leg as though they had a wooden one ( the one you kicked .
Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate
by chris cskay October 19, 2006
When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
filthy lucre skid marks of the rich
by John Wariner December 01, 2004
The specific language used by a female when explaining any promiscuous behavior to her signifigant other
On Jamcruise I 2004, @ 5am a young man stated to his 'girlfriend' "Excuse me, I don't speak filthy whore" and walked away while she assumed a shocked expression. Upon request for further info on the situation, the young woman said "I have no idea!" Yeah...Right
by IC February 29, 2004
(partner MUST have eaten a gasious food such as beans or chili before sex) when your partner rips ass during your fuck time, you sucker punch your partner in the ass hole hard and start fisting him/her till they bleed. after you remove your fist, shit MUST pour out.
*news reporter* "were at the scene of the new porn ASSES OF FURY and a porno chick just had her innards ripped out because the male performed THE FILTHY DOORKNOB
by Dick Traceless December 16, 2007