breast feeding

the act of usually an infant sucking on breast usually the mothers

the sexy mother was breast feeding her child when i peeked in

by breast77 February 18, 2009

feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"

by Galuscio July 1, 2011

Feeder

n. a male who is sexually attracted to fat women and feels a compulsive need to feed women to make them fatter.

Watch out for Bob; he's a feeder. His last girlfriend gained 40 lbs.

by Android November 24, 2004

Flooding the Feed

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.

Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.

by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014

Fredericton Feedbag

A variation of the doggy-style sexual position whereby the man inserts his penis into the females rectum then inserts both testicles and entire scrotum into her vagina. Initially a method of birth control in the eastern province of New Brunswick, Canada, now more commonly performed in the greater Fredericton area to simply pass the time. Technically the recipient does not need to be a human being.

Darling, the power is out again. Let's have another try at the Fredericton Feedbag.

by noisy as dry buggery August 30, 2010

feedin' the pigeons

Another name for masturbating. The motion a guys hand makes when masturbating.

Guy 1: "What are you doing tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nothing, probably just feedin' the pigeons."

by poolboy in February 12, 2008

Feen

Used by people who listen to other people who have no idea what they are talking about. At some point I assume somewhere between Generation X and Y someone overheard a word being used and misinterpred it. Now legions of people born after 1977 are saying the word Feen. The word used which they misheard is Fiend defined as a person who is craving something in a maniacle way.

improper use of said non-word:

I'm feening some weed!

propper use:

I'm fiending some weed!

by swoopert February 16, 2005