When you sit in a god forsaken cleaning room for so long that the air gets inside your body. This creates a deadly fart that can evacuate rooms.
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A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.
A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.
Shit, I wish I could get some pussy without having to pay a ho. I know, I'll write an essay dissing women! That'll make me feel better...
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Similar to crop dusting; but slightly more polite. The walk of farts is when a person lets out multiple small farts but instead of leaving where the crime was performed the person will loop back in a circle to the original point of alleviation to make sure it doesn't smell.
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Get the fartspunkel mug.A fartsconvention is where two or more old farts (old men) gather on a Friday night. They will usually drink a few bottles of ale, talk about the goings on in the village and fall asleep by 7. Other goings on include the partaking of cigars or trying to figure out how their phones work. The phrase originates from Exmoor, Somerset.
Do you want to have a fartsconvention tonight?
I'll see you at the fartsconvention.
What happened at the fartsconvention last night? I can't remember, I fell asleep.
I'll see you at the fartsconvention.
What happened at the fartsconvention last night? I can't remember, I fell asleep.
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