Fathima

A very good friend. Often needs to go to the toilet. When and before going to the toilet she sings 'I need to pee' and creates a beat.

Person1: Who is that running to the toilet while singing?
Person2: That must be Fathima!

by smilingdamagemcnamara July 27, 2018

Father Bede

The sexiest papa DILF on the planet

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole

by papabeads June 26, 2017

Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010

Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

by Stellababe August 4, 2011

Father Shamus

The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.

D00d I want to be a disciple to Father Shamus!

by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004

Fathick

Means between fat and thick

She is fathick woman

by rosypooh March 10, 2016

father of the bride

a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up

The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.

by craftmaster March 19, 2017