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falcon

Mis-pronunciation for the word vulcan, particularly common for people with a Belfast accent.
"I was on the Enterprise and this falcon stole my lucky charms"
by Andy Tiger July 20, 2008
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falcon

Slang term for the male genitalia, mainly meaning the "penis". Often used in conversations with women to reduce the use of "dirty" words. Many relations to the bird can be found in the relating termanology used when talking about the penis.
"So, you want to see my falcon's wingspan?"
"I cut the falcon's nest this morning, it's all nice and trimmed up."
"The falcon is very protective of it's eggs."
"I'm going to wait a while before I let her unsheathe my falcon."
by The Loser Jameir May 18, 2005
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FalconsSyndrome

This occurs when a sport team is well ahead in the lead so they start to become complacent and allow their opponent to catch up to them and win the game.
Because Paul experienced FalconsSyndrome during the 200 meter dash, his opponents were able to catch up to him and win the race.
by TheJuiceIsLoose October 17, 2017
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Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.
by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010
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Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012
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Falcon Dream

A lucid dream that you can't remember the ending of
Falcon Dream - You wake up knowing you just dreampt but can't remember the ending
by Ian Falcon Dream June 11, 2013
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Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015
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