faelest

when you're the faelest, it means you the biggest fuck boy in the world

you see that guy? he the faelest

by queertopia May 25, 2015

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015

Faceskin

When you're lowkey tryna ask for a selfie (not nudes, from girls preferably)

Hey Adrianna, send me some faceskin (;

by JA2017 July 27, 2016

facesheep

People on facebook who agree with and keep re-posting fake news stories.

Look at all the facesheep on facebook reposting all that rubbish, can't anyone think for themselves or check facts anymore?

by tgilibrarian May 23, 2017

Fecesious

The physical condition of, or smell of being covered in feces; unclean or soiled by bile; covered in bowel discharge; exterior coating of excrement.

The stray dog 's fur was fecesious.
My new boots were fecesious after walking through the pasture.
My carpet is fecesious, after my cat had diarrhea.
He smells fecesious.

by BettyBopperBoneHopper November 15, 2017

FaeceTime

FaceTiming whilst having a shit
#Australian
#howwedo
#Straya :poop:

Melissa I dont care if you're having a shit, answer my FaeceTime
-Leelee

by LeeleeDotCom March 24, 2018

feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018