Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"

Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.

by Stacy April 9, 2004

Fat faggot

A child (usually male) who is over 100kg. Usually quite smelly and ugly.

P1: That fat lad over there stinks
P2: oh he's such a fat faggot

by Jamian11 December 8, 2016

battle fat

Australian Slang.
Term given to the erection hard on which occurs in some combat soldiers about to enter the battle ground.

Australian Army uniforms are designed to accommodate the onset of a battle fat.

by gladi August 5, 2008

Fat piss

When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.

Dude, I was at that party all night, and when I got home, I had to take a fat piss.

by Hollywood8245 November 25, 2007

Fat Tam

An idiot teacher in La Salle College who deducts points when someone answers a question. She is similar to Small Ng.

Student: Ok, Miss Tam.
Fat Tam: One point deducted for that.

by d;fjasdlflkjs e= November 4, 2020

Desk fat

A raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides

Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began

by Retrovertigo November 28, 2014

Fat minute

1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.

2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.

Ex: 1

Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.

Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.

Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.

Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*

Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.

Kat: Bet.

Ex 2:

Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.

by Wichititty April 21, 2012