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false Jerry

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.
I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.
by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008
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False Diarrhea

This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.
Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!
by funnyman21224 May 13, 2011
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False Propaganda

The presentation of misleading information influencing an audience towards a particular cause!
"I heard on the news that kids with hoodies are dangerous"

"It's all lies and false propaganda"
by NOTORIOUS B.I.G July 3, 2014
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17 facts about Barnshaw

The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.

Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.

If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.

There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.

Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience

Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.

Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.

Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.

Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow

Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'

Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
17 facts about Barnshaw

No point in hiding, Barnshaw knows where you live.
by Barnshaw December 4, 2010
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bellows falls

Tiny piece of shit town in Vermont. Nothing to do and Noone you wanna see. It use to be a great town but welfare and herion has taken over.
Not a place you wanna raise ur kids. School system is Shit.
Most exciting thing for teens to do is "scoop the loop".
Bellows Falls, Vermont
by Jmhc May 20, 2016
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marble falls

boring...........has a walmart
1:I wish there was some place to go
2:we're in marble falls...
by riutyiutyiu April 19, 2011
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olmsted falls

boring, rainy annoying drama filled place where nothing exiting happens. filled with wanna be partyers. wanna be badass kids and wanna be black kids. we are a 99.99 percent white community and NO ONE IS GANGSTER! olmsted falls is a place where no one has the balls to have a party. we do have some partys at the nest these partys are had by TEAM RETARD!
olmsted falls would have the worlds highest seuicide rate if it wasnt for team retard
by ryan olmsted falls February 23, 2009
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