Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

fagongalate

To mess something up.

I slept on my hair wrong last night and now it's all fagongalated!

by Debri October 14, 2013

Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.

Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.

by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014

FalconCast

FalconCast was a word invented by Caillou Pettis & Nicholas Favel. Caillou & Nick made "FalconCast" the name of their on-going YouTube show too.

I watched 5 episodes of FalconCast in a row last Saturday!

by XxTwistedFalconXx April 28, 2015

fallon rash

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work

"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
or
"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"

by hippyfeet October 9, 2016

falanagan

A high white girl talking about nothing who wont shut up.

Rachel was such a falanagan after she ate all those pills

by Bvic1982 April 11, 2017

Falcnaphobia

The fear of Freshmen's (Mostly generation Z)

My English teacher has Falcnaphobia towards my friend Tanner , what a bitch

by Everybody smokes weed April 22, 2017