Erect

Me and my friends had an erect time at the party!
by BigBoiPie January 18, 2019
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tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.
The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.
by Fillosofer March 05, 2021
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An intense erection

A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”
*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!
by WazzuppG November 21, 2022
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Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.
When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.
by Arocka7 April 03, 2009
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NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 05, 2022
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Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.
Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.
by Raven kidder August 28, 2015
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