Early Dick

Having sex before going out on the town.

Leaving work early to go get some.
Kind of like a noon'er.

BP: What time are we going out?
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 22, 2017

Earlobe cheese

Earlobe gunk

That smell when you twist your stud earrings and get a rancid earlobe cheese smell on your fingers

by Morf power October 24, 2017

Early Onset Hypothermia

AKA EOH. When you are so damn cold it hurts.

Sweet Mother of God I wish I would have used a jacket. I think I have Early Onset Hypothermia.

by ACSprain771995 November 26, 2017

Earloaves

A loud YouTuber that no one knows exists. He rarely makes videos, but when he does they are...... interesting.

Guy 1: you know earloaves?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: well don't look him up. please

by Bois Boiman May 28, 2018

Early Childhood Educator

The forgotten Stepchild of the school board.

“Wow I didn’t know you were the ECE(Early Childhood Educator) I thought you were the teacher.”

“Wow you’re such a great ECE(Early Childhood Educator) why didn’t you become a teacher.”

“ECE’s(Early Childhood Educator) should really get paid more, you do the same thing as me” -Teacher

by The Forgotten Stepchild June 19, 2018

Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018

Earless Cars

It’s basically when you and your mates go out on a madness kicking off the wing mirrors (normally when your drunk) of a car.

In a sentence:
Bob: “Yo Jim!”
Jim: “Wag1 Bob”
Bob: “Earless cars!”
Jim: “ohhhhhh....”
*Jim kicks off the side mirror off*
Bob: “ohhhh shit, you really did it this time Jim”

by SKTheWolf October 31, 2018