ear twist

twisting someone's ear folded or open.

He twisted my ear back and forth

by M. Hansen August 4, 2005

Big Ears

One is said to have his or her "big ears on" when under the influence of marijuana and listening to music. Reverb, echo, and small repetitive sounds are extremely accentuated thereby making one feel as if they had super sensitive hearing or. . . big ass ears.

Man I've heard this song a billion times, but it sounds awesome right now. I guess it's because I have my big ears on. wink

by Halbey May 11, 2009

Ear Twinkie

A small "tic tac" sized sphere of skin located in front of the ear. This is common among stubby white boys and AZN males that are superior in kung fu.

Confused Passerby: Hey luke, what's that on the side of your head?

Luke: Oh it's just my ear twinkie

Less Confused Passerby: Wow, thats pretty gross

by C.Wat September 26, 2005

Ear AIDS

A highly contagious desease, spreadible though sound; mostly music. For each individual, catching this desease varies by song or sound. Since most parents are not up-to-date on modern music, they might get Ear AIDS from many hit arists, like Ke$ha, B.o.B, 3OH!3, etc. Kids, on the other hand, are so up-to-date. They might catch Ear AIDS from old artists, like Bruce Springstein, Johnny Cash, Madonna, etc.

WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.

Dad: Damnit, son, I told you to turn that shit off! It's giving me Ear AIDS!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!

Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!

by Shadow_Caster June 20, 2010

rent an ear

The act of pulling a single ear bud out, so that you can continue to listen to your music while starting a relatively unimportant conversation. Based on the Shakespeare quote, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

T: Here comes that annoying JW.
B (listening to ipod): What?
T: Jesse White is coming. She's always talking about her stupid vegetarian phase.
B: I'm in the middle of "The Nazz," by Lord Buckley, but I guess I'll rent an ear.

by bob beeflips May 11, 2010

spaniels ears

loose labia skin on a porn stars vagina

look at the spaniels ears on that

by JimJim March 18, 2003

Ear Rape

When you rape someone's ear, usually with a penis.

Man that guy totally stuck his cock in my ear, can you even report ear rape?

by whaahhahaha December 14, 2009