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de-erect

The act of making an erect penis flaccid or even go inwards, mostly by showing shocking, gross and/or gory pictures or vidoes. This is called the psychic de-erection. A psychic de-erection can actually be caused by basically anything as long as the person looses his erection from the picture, sound, thought, or non-physical influence.

De-erecting a penis can also be performed physically by smacking the gland hard with the palm of ones hand. A myth shown in movies says that this act is usually done by smoking hot nurses. Though, it is usually done by either a man or a fatty nurse named Ursula.

Another myth says that a physical de-erection is very painful, and that is indeed true.
Oh my god, last night Brad showed me this video called "2 guys 1 horse." My penis totally de-erected!

That fat chick last night totally gave me a de-erection!

"Did you hear that Simon went to the doctor last night?", Said Rick. Jane looked shocked. "How come?", she said. "He just got a de-erection, no big deal"
by The Crazy Madman November 1, 2011
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eren x levi

do you ship eren x levi.
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Erecting

when the dick gets hard by reminiscing something in the past most likely sex that was exciting
Well Bryan sure Is Erecting From that Friday night sex
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erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.
Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.
by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007
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A walking erection

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..
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Patykus Erectus Maximus

I wish I was Patykus Erectus Maximus

That shit's so PEM
by blahblahblahx4 January 22, 2009
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Erendira

a strange yet beautiful bird that lives in small areas and is one of the smartest animal alive at the current moment.
Wow that erendira is so smart
by lmaoo-z July 2, 2011
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