drunk facebooking 

when someone is hammered and talks to you on facebook, kinda like drunk dialing or drunk texting

"i vane baely reas th e comp screen anuymote"

"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"

drunk facebooking by optimous primeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2009

drunk words

anything said while intoxicated that may or not be true. this is similar to a drunk dial in that in can be embarassing or emotional. anything said while this drunk also runs a high chance or being blacked out (forgotten) the next day.

often associated with the phrase "a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts".

unfortunately, the likelihood of truth varies from person to person.

HIM ::slur words:: "i love you. i really do. and ill remember this tomorrow, i swear. id mean it even if i wasnt drunk."
ME "yea, we'll see. i think its just drunk words."

drunk words by sotrue October 19, 2005

drunk spacin' 

Drunk spacin' is to get drunk and leave messages comments and mess around on myspace. It is just like drunk dialing but on the computer.

Man i got so tore up, all my friends are telling me i got crazy last night leaving weird messages while I was drunk spacin'

drunk spacin' by flya79 August 19, 2006

Drunk Ass 

1.Some one who's drunk and they fell on their ass.
2.Some one who's so stupid that they hooked up with a girl just cuz they were hot and he was drunk.
3.Any idiotic asshole guy who's drunk.

Most guys are drunk asses

Drunk Ass by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Drunk-booking 

the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller

Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys

Drunk-booking by Lordmonkeyjojo October 25, 2010

Drunk BedWetting 

Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.

Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting

"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison

Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison

Drunk BedWetting by icequeen11 February 25, 2011

Drunk text tourettes syndrome 

When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.

"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.

Drunk text tourettes syndrome by oh!hi!girl February 1, 2012