Butt Cheese Disease

Its when there is a lot of Dingleberries in your ass, all clumped togather, giving the appearancg of cheese in your asshole.

Oh dude, i think i have but cheese diesese!!

by Nick March 31, 2004

Dick Do Disease

When a man's belly sticks out farther than his dick do.

Pat remarked, he's a nice guy, but he has Dick Do Disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dick do.

by Catalinacat January 24, 2010

COD Disease

When a colleague calls in sick with an STD around the time a call of duty game is released.

John: Why isnt Jack in college today?

James: He obviously has COD Disease

John: Whats that?

James: Its kind of like an STD

by monkeygambling November 12, 2009

Vaginal Ranney Disease

the vaginal ranney disease, if come in contact with, will turn your sexual organs, into lobster eggs, that are filled with pus, and reeks of a very foul odor. in some forms of the disease, it causes your sexual organs to grow thorns, and leak pyroclastic material, from that of a volcanoe. and sometimes, in very rare cases, it shortens life span.

very common symtpoms of this disease, is that you are suddenly stupid. also that ur hair will start to have a yellowish, feces coloring to it.

hmm...damnit, i have the vaginal ranney disease! it is real!

by thewatermoccasin June 16, 2010

Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants

Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast

by Kris February 13, 2005

Ed Zachary Disease

When someone's face looks Ed Zachary like their ass.

Once, an ugly girl that was making a pass at me described that she wasn't feeling very well.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.

by Roy L'Ourtiere September 7, 2008

Sexually Transmitted Disease

a disease or illness passed through sexual intercourse, exchange of bodily fluids. one partner must have the condition to pass it on. sex, oral sex, anal sex, kissing, or any type of touch from open area to open area can connect to abstract one. more commonly known as an STD

Ben passed on AIDS which is an Sexually transmitted disease.

by Siddalee February 7, 2003