Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Dirty Scalia

To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.

Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.

by Tim Clayton March 28, 2007

Dirty nigger

The type of nigger that is dirty and usually obsessed with sex

Nigger 1: Yo my nigger how's it going?
Nigger 2: I just beat my meat to a 45 minute long porn video
Nigger 1: Your a Dirty nigger

by Dadthatisafather February 28, 2019

Dirty Roybal

A Dirty Roybal is when you eat out someones ass and then kiss them right after.

Did you hear that Steve gave his girlfriend a Dirty Roybal?

by UrbanFan54 February 3, 2010

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

dirty vuji

A Person so low and dirty they often engage in intercourse with animals and/or family members.

Dude1: Look at that freak screwing his dog again..
Dude2: Yeah I know, hes such a Dirty Vuji.

by David Biernack April 24, 2008

dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013