Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.

Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense

by Joselino May 4, 2008

defenerate

Throw out the window.

The act of throwing out the window. (defeneration)

"After my computer broke again, I had to resist the urge to defenerate it."

by Sean Ryan July 20, 2008

defenestrate

To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.

I couldn't get that program to do what I needed it to, so I defenestrated it and installed something better.

by jsgarvin September 25, 2010

Mangina Defence

A defensive form of urinating in a public toilet when surrounded by potentially gay men. The subject in question tucks his genitals between his legs and turns his back to the unirinal in order to urinate. This both removes the element of rear end exposure to the room at large as well as makes the subject seem as female as possible by creating a mock vagina.

I resorted to the mangina defence, they left me well alone

by allons-yallonso May 31, 2010

the toothpaste defense

An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.

Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.

Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.

Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!

by Lupara2012 July 31, 2012

My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011