Deez nuts

The forbidden joke

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS

by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021

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When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE

Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"

by nigger 57 December 21, 2017

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DO NOT ASK WHAT DEEZ IS, IF YOU DO THE NEAREST GUY WITLL PUT HIS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU SUCK HIS DICK AND YOU BOTH SHOUT DEEZ NUTS FOR TEN HOURS

Who’s deez?

by Candace😫🥜🥜 November 26, 2021

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Deez nuts

A acorn used for baking and making jam

Friend:Do you have and deez nuts for my jam?
Me:Yes deez nuts is my favorite acorn!!

by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021

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The living point of the universe lies on this single word. Using this against someone will have more power than killing them with and orbital cannon. Constructed in a science lab, even God fears this insult. Use this only to forever rid your enemy of existence. when put to a power level this word surpasses the infinity gauntlet worn by Shaggy

Guy 1: You know what deez is?
Women 1: No whats Deez?
Guy 1: You fool i have been saving this power for eons. You have sealed your fate and the worlds with you

by Dietz NUtties October 28, 2021

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