"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."
"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007
Get the birthday drunkmug. When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.
by conchowino February 23, 2009
Get the Horny Drunkmug. When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.
Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.
Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.
Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?
Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.
Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!
Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.
Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!
by Joe Pulo February 18, 2009
Get the blackout drunkmug. Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018
Get the Pants Drunkmug. Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.
Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!
Friend 1: *Drops drink*
Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"
Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!
Friend 1: *Drops drink*
Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"
by JMUnation March 29, 2015
Get the drunk elbowmug. A game where the host tells a story about a really stupid thing they have done, and the other players have to bet on whether the story had occured when the host was a kid, or drunk. After the players bet, the host reveals the true story.
Host: -I ate a full packet of cinnamon because I thought it would taste good, then I threw up in the middle of the living room while crying my eyes out. Drunk or kid?
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.
by wildwasteland December 26, 2014
Get the Drunk or Kidmug. The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2010
Get the drunk couplemug.