Dork Channel

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are chatting online, thus defining themselves as dorks in that normal people have REAL conversations, and they type the exact same thing at the exact same time.

John: So what are you wearing?
Kathy: So what are you wearing?
John: OMG! We are on the Dork Channel!

by Kathy and John August 26, 2009

dork dancing

the twitching 'dance' done while constrained to a seat (e.g. airplane) and listening to your ipod music leaking out of the head-phones.

heh, look at that guy in the middle seat dork dancing.

by diaspora December 26, 2011

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

dork forest

A group of dorky, stupid, or senseless people.

Did you see those idiots throw their trash out the car window? They must come from the dork forest.

by danmcq July 6, 2008

Dork girl

A female dork.

A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.

A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

dork fries

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.

"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.

by superfantasticlovelygurl August 16, 2006

Dork Face Killa (DFK)

Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.

Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK). She's too smokin for him.

by Log-Jammin December 12, 2008