cooter packing pussy licker

to lick the clitor/ass

oral sex

by harley October 26, 2003

cooter

A vagina, typically a lower-class one.

"That girl in them short shorts smells like cooter!"

"Yeah, she's hot, but she has a really floppy cooter."

by cootergirl October 11, 2008

coyote ugly

It describes a situation when you wake up to someone so ugly, that you want to gnaw off your arm to get away.

Dude, that girl is coyote ugly.

by uh no March 5, 2003

coote

n. A derivative of coot. An Old English word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a twat to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. Even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others

'What's up with that prick over there-I don't think he's funny'
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.

by wilkins19 January 16, 2010

cooterus

an endearing term used to describe the nether regions of a womans anatomy; tipically easily penitrated if aproached in the correct manner

hey baby is you gon let me hits that cooterus?

by Roachie May 17, 2005

coyote

A person who is of mixed Latino and non-Latino (often caucasian) heritage.

She had a Latin booty and bright green Irish eyes. Man that coyote chick was hot.

by CoyoteGrrl September 1, 2006

cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."

"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."

by Becky Orr August 4, 2004