Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.

"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"

by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025

Cucumberpatch

Mispronounced name of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

If you're thinking of the Cucumberpatch Sherlock, that is most definitely not set in 1885

by dildo777 April 1, 2025

Cucumber Smuggler

Someone who likes it up the ass, Someone who loves anal (because think about it, How would you smuggle a cucumber, Up the ass)

Ur definitely a cucumber smuggler

by Word393838393 September 10, 2025

Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber

"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"

by Limesman September 22, 2025

Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds

Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide

by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025

Cūumplastic

The act of edging for as long as possible in a group huddled around a bowl, and the last one to nut will have to drink it all

“Hey bro I’m haveing a couple of people at my house wanna Cūumplastic with us

by Ratinadrain June 29, 2025

Docile-Cucumber

A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)

WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!

by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009