when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.
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This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.
Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
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Get the conch mug.Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.
Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.
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Get the crunched mug.The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL
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