lookin crusty

looking fly, excellent style, clean.

damn bro you got the new jordans? you be lookin crusty as fuck.

holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.

by Bigtytinkus November 02, 2021

Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by March 27, 2015

Crusty Toenail

A person who smells

or is very rude

''Look at timmy over there he is a very Crusty Toenail dont you agree?''

by BleedingEars August 15, 2021

Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 04, 2020

Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube

Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties

by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021

Crusty hosebag

A dirty ho that dont take a shower

Man the crusty hosebag sure do stank

by Spfld Rat Mark December 15, 2011

Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.

Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.

by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009