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getting cruised

-To get pounded
-To get ran thru

-Your girl engaging in hbcu cruise activity
-sega made
“Bro your girl is getting cruised at that party right now”

“Bro why you glazing him you want to get cruised or something?”
“your girl is for sure getting cruised in florida for spring break sorry lil bro”
by Brucearchives March 11, 2024
mugGet the getting cruisedmug.

Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect
We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.
by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021
mugGet the Crystal cruisemug.

dutch cruise

I'm about to go to chess club and Dutch cruise.
by QuinQuinQuadQi April 7, 2016
mugGet the dutch cruisemug.

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
mugGet the Jose Cruisemug.

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015
mugGet the viking river cruisemug.

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
mugGet the one sock, two shoes cruisemug.

cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole
Can we cruise ship it tonight?
by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016
mugGet the cruise ship itmug.

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