by craigthelegend May 16, 2022
by Rancorpig May 05, 2020
by p3acemod3 March 20, 2021
"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"
by Branden Lee Miller October 20, 2007
Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.
Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!
“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
by Dom-the-creator July 05, 2018
Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.
If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.
by random thoughts May 24, 2012