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pistol creeper

A dance which involves lingering around a dance floor slack jawed with eyes half open and forming your hands into pistols. The pistol hands are rocked back and forth in a rhythmic motion while the feet shuffle slightly. Occasionally one pistol is inserted into a pocket and drawn out then placed back in repeatedly. This dance is most common after one is highly intoxicated. It is not uncommon for an observer to mistake the dance for a seizure, as when done properly the dance is totally out of sync with the music.
After he got really petesched at the bar he did the pistol creeper for about an hour, and eventually ended up dancing with a dude.
by TankBean August 10, 2010
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Fart Creeper

a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed
i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy
by cheeseburgereddie May 5, 2011
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MySpace creeper

Someone who basically stalks their friends on MySpace. This includes things such as looking at comments that are hidden by the user, looking at their friends, bookmarking their bulletins, and anything else along the line of that creepyness.
Travis: Antonette is such a creeper, all she does is look at other people's hidden comments

Alex: Yeah, that Myspace Creeper memorized my entire bulletin survey...
by AnOddPseudonym April 20, 2009
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Creeper Troll

A fugly person who does weird things, like stares at you while you work, or looks at you for hours. Generally someone undesirable to have hanging around you. This person usually gives off an unshakable feeling of disgust to the person experiencing the creeper troll's stare.
There is a creeper troll staring at you from across the street.

Creeper troll that is following you around the mall.
by EM20911 May 10, 2011
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Picture Creeper

Someone who decides, in the last minute, to get him/herself into a picture he/she wasn't invited to and sometimes ends up ruining a perfectly good picture.
-Liz "This picture of is so cute! Too bad David ruined it by jumping in the background with his drunk face!"

-Gabi "Yeah, he always does that! Even if we never take a picture of him, he'll always end up in the piture. What a picture creeper."
by Gucci Liz,RazzleDazzle,Slyster February 1, 2010
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Creeper Feed

The new version of Facebook's News Feed, which conveniently shows all the interaction between you and your friends, everything your friends send each other, and a lot of the stuff sent by the friends of your friends, perfect for use by your friendly neighborhood creeper.

Also leads to those wonderful conversations when you accidentally become privy to certain correspondence that you aren't supposed to see, but Facebook decides to show you anyway, and your friends get angry at you for knowing about it.
Creeper Feed: Katie S. posted a new photo album - "Beach Photos."
Friendly Neighborhood Creeper: Mmmm...
by S. Merritt February 5, 2010
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cubicle creeper

a fag who walks by your cubicle and trys to sneakily peek into it, but of course they look away as soon as you look back.
like what the fuck!
guy walks by and looks into your cubicle
DUDE WTF!! You cubicle creeper!
by discontentedcubicleite May 9, 2011
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