Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.

by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018

High School Jackel Cracker

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.

Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?

by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019

crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

by Super Steve February 25, 2020

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 16, 2017

nigger flavored cracker

noun: Someone who is a white-black racial mix.

Left Winger: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist, what he really means is nigger.

Some guy: Why would Conservatives call Obama a nigger?

Left Winger: Because he is a black man.

Some guy: Actually, Obama is not a black man or a nigger; He is a nigger flavored cracker because his mother was white and his father was black.

Some guy: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist they really mean socialist; if they wanted to call him a racial slur then they would have said it because all Americans have the right to free speech.

Some guy: assuming that socialist means black is racist because that is assuming that only black people are socialists

by Gould, Gould, Harper April 22, 2010

cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.

Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.

by MARiiE November 2, 2007