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Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf
by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022
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Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.
"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
by evillweevil December 16, 2017
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nigger flavored cracker

noun: Someone who is a white-black racial mix.
Left Winger: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist, what he really means is nigger.

Some guy: Why would Conservatives call Obama a nigger?

Left Winger: Because he is a black man.

Some guy: Actually, Obama is not a black man or a nigger; He is a nigger flavored cracker because his mother was white and his father was black.

Some guy: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist they really mean socialist; if they wanted to call him a racial slur then they would have said it because all Americans have the right to free speech.

Some guy: assuming that socialist means black is racist because that is assuming that only black people are socialists
by Gould, Gould, Harper April 22, 2010
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cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.
Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.
by MARiiE November 2, 2007
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crackerjack fart

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces
bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside
by rockoone October 18, 2008
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cracken up

1. When someone or a group of people are cracking up they are laughing hysterically, non-stop, and they might even be laughing so hard that they are crying b/c it is so funny.
Did I tell you what happened the other day? This woman was in the elevator with me and Tom, and she farted. Dude! it was an SBD! You could barely hear it, but I knew it wasn't me, and Tom looked at the lady in front of us - like eeeeeeew! I couldn't wait to get out of that elevator; it was so bad that it burnt the hair in my nostrils! We were cracken up about that all freakin' day! I still can picture her hahahaha! TFF!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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Cracker crack

White folk got a new drug: Cracker Crack! Smoke's it just like crack cocaine. Them boy'z is crazy.
by Jrstock April 7, 2011
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