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contracoction

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish
That's a performative contracoction
by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003
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contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.
by Mr Corrupt July 3, 2005
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Congratslyfun

"Hey Jades, I just got a wicked new job with a really hot boss!"
"Oooh, congratslyfun!!"
by Civixen March 9, 2008
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contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.
SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):
by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008
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