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contatinho

Contatinho is a slang in brazilian portuguese.

Contatinho is someone that you casually have sex with but nobody knows.
A girl/boy can have a lot of contatinhos. The word contatinho means "contact" like someone that u have in your contact list.
Maria: Im so bored im gonna call one of my contatinhos.
Hanna: who?
Maria: pedro!
by brazilll October 19, 2020
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Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005
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Sket control

A sket is a girl who is a slag, she'll shag anyone. To help out a friend you shout Sket control when such a girl is mentioned or seen. It is sometimes sung in a football chant style, as a group event.
Sket walks past, a mate starts checking her out.

"No man, SKET CONTROL!"

(chant)

Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control
skkkeeeettt ccooontrrooolll. ket control.
by Conchord91 March 17, 2010
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i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven
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Contra-Ception

The sexual act of talking about the video game Contra, so that the woman that you are having intercourse with will get bored and will remove your penis from her vagina before ejaculation to avoid pregnancy when you are unable to remove your penis yourself.
Bill was having sex with his girlfriend, and was about to cum. Lucky he was able to use Contra-Ception to have her pull him out because his hands were stuck.

Or

Tom had his hands handcuffed to the bed, so he Contra-Ceived his girlfriend so that he would not cause a pregnancy.
by Chuck the Old Man January 11, 2011
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dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.
by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008
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content

Content is cheap and mass produced reading/viewing material.

Content is the opposite of well crafted and well planned journalism.

Content is soul-less factory-made filler words that the majority of media companies inundate their readers with.

Content is the "made-in-china" version of story telling that was once quality, thought-out, well designed and crafted stories written by professional media outlets.
"That writer puts out a ton of Content on TV and Internet"

"We are really excited to announce a ton more Content coming your way this fall!"
by youowememoney September 10, 2019
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