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Online Conservatives

Online conservatives are the people online that talk about how stupid democrats/liberals are online without looking at facts. They also post degrading things about democrats/liberals on this site. Typically in high school and college. Spend most of their time on the Internet reading what the conservative media (Fox News) wants them to see. Never have facts behind their statements and need a big wake-up call.
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess. It's the online conservatives who perpetuate this falsehood
by twistedwire January 26, 2010
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conservatism

1) A psychological condition in which an individual's inability to deal with the existential anxiety of knowing life can be lived more freely and fully manifests as a set of political beliefs.

2) A conscious effort to prevent progress.
1) Monday night football, Wednesday night church, Friday night sitcoms: these were the ideals that stood tall in Karl's mind as he waddled into the ballot box.

2) "Intelligent design applies to social Darwinism too." said George, as he signed another bill in the proud spirit of his father's conservatism.
by Rufus Billingsworth December 18, 2005
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Conservativism

Comfort and familiarity at the expense of other people's needs.
I was raised this way so my conservativism dictates it is the right way.
by wizulus September 14, 2019
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Conservation of Effort

Doing the most amount of work in the least amount of time, using the least amount of effort.
Guy1 "Dude how does that guy get straight A's while doing almost no work?"

Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"

Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"
by g.d.t. April 8, 2011
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democratic conservatism

Democratic conservatism has been historically linked to racism, making it important to address these issues in public discourse.
by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022
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homo sapien conservatissphincterus

homosapiens conservatissphincterus

A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and homosapiens sapiens. Although clearly human-like in appearance, DNA testing has revealed that the homosapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to Homosapiens neanderthalensis.

The homosapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the Homosapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced homosapiens sapiens.

Inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by Homosapiens conservatissphincterus.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, homosapiens sapiens and homosapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. The rest of us are trying to figure out why.”
The homo sapien conservatissphincterus thinks children should die if their parents can't afford health care or medical bills.
by Father Fettucinne, FSM March 17, 2010
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conservitive

A conservitive is right of center when you look at politics. A conservitive is historicaly someone who is for smaller goverment and lower taxes(not just for the rich) and although they are more agresive they are normally more likable(compared to liberals) because most of them, like Ronald Reagan hated the goverment as much as you or I.

The veiw of the goverment can be summed up like so; to the far left theres dictatorship, then communism, then socalism, then liberalism.
At the center theres moderates.
To the far right theres anarchy and then converitives.
In my opinion it would not work with someone from either side as President, you need a moder as President or he hopefully sometime soon that will be said like he/she will run everything on there principals and not on what will make the country prosper.
Dictator-Saddam of Iraq
Communist-Joeseph Stalin of old Russia
Socalist-Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero of Spain
Liberal-Ted Kennedy of U.S.A
Moderate-Bill O'Reilly of Foxnews
Conservitive-Ronald Reagan of U.S.A
Anarchey-Got nothing.
by RJW October 31, 2004
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