Concorde

Concorde - It's a Noun, Adjective and Verb. A group of 4 people who stick together. Like other such groups. All members are LADs. All have one goal. To snake girls and wingman for each other. If a member is snaking in a club, other members will be required to wing for their captain, even taking on grenades. All members are required to drink until a member of concorde passes out/throws up/breaks property. Concorde is a group of members who qualify as LADs.

Concorde member 1: I'm going to Concorde on that bird.

Concorde member 2: Ok man, I'll be your wingman, captain.

by Machete998 May 17, 2011

Broken Condom Style

The have very aggressive sex. Also is sometimes used for any act which is done aggressively or carelessly.

Wow, that's loud! Yeah, the neighbors must be doing it broken condom style again.

by HeybuddyKilledMe August 9, 2012

hand condom

Rubber Glove, like those used by doctors.

She was so disgusted by Ben's penis she had to use a hand condom while giving him a hand job

by bgjacman May 23, 2008

Lawn Condom

n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard

"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"

by Gsots December 24, 2008

New Concord

Small town in Southeastern Ohio. Former home of John Glenn. Everybody forgot who he is. He never comes back. We still praise him. Home to Muskingum College. Another joke. But still a nice place to get drunk in though even though it is a dry town.

Hey lets go to New Concord!

by hmphbe December 9, 2010

Amish Condom

Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.

I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

Concord, North Carolina

Would be considered a "nice town" to outsiders. If you have the lovely chance to grow up there, you know it is the epicenter of fuckery. The town you never want to go back to after high school. It's like a game that's really fun the first few times, but then you want to burn it. Home of the highly overrated Concord Mills Mall. And maybe the most stupid school system in the US, CCS. High school drama and competition at its best. Everybody knows everybody. Plenty of rednecks to go around. A nice (or not) mix of the classes. A NASCAR town, home to Lowe's Motor Speedway. You may even see your favorite driver around. Northerners love moving here. "Welcome to the south, now go home". . We've given up forests for those bitches. For those neighborhoods full of so-close-a-fire-could-reach-every-one houses. Sweet tea and cherry lemon sun-drop are everyday needs (unless, of course, you're from the north). 30-45 minute drive to the city of Charlotte. Seems innocent but... it's the town you'll warn your kids about. If you don't have enough sense to do well in high school and get out of here, maybe you were just meant to stay.

Man, you still live in Concord, North Carolina? I'm sorry.

You moved to Concord, North Carolina from the north? What a surprise.

by justanotherbitch April 28, 2011