Commiefile

Someone who denounces their own culture and says they are Russian because they like the idea of Communism. This is the Russian equivalent to a Weeaboo

Don't hang out with that Commiefile, he wants to move TO Russia.

by $(?$;($$)!?( June 12, 2016

Comfies

Short version of "comfortable clothes", i.e. sweat pants, T-shirt or tank top primarily worn at home.

"Time to put our comfies on!" or "Comfy Time!" at home usually shout out in glee after a long day at work.

by beckoline February 12, 2017

competative

The most toxic gamemode in games

Guy : hey bro you wanna play competative?
Guy 2 : fuck no its toxic as fuck.

by Difolax March 7, 2017

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017

Comfies

Comfortable clothing to be worn whilst lounging around the house, e.g. jogging bottoms and a hoody.

I can’t wait to get home and get my comfies on...

by Kinross Franco February 10, 2018

Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.

I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.

by Definosaur May 20, 2018

Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.

"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"

by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018