Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck

When a woman is common, such traits as a 'chavvy' voice and rather common overall... however they are fit as fuck.

'That Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks is 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.'

Alesha Dixon falls into the category of, 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.

by Ryan Almighty November 9, 2013

five finger combo

shit in hand or get shit in hand and slap a homosapian in the face

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuck.

by Dustin Harder May 25, 2006

Bitch Slut Ho Combo

A combination of a skanky woman who sleeps with everyone she sees for money or pleasure. extremely promiscuous and possibly your mom. Her demeanor is less than pleasant.bitch slut ho combo

Speak, you bitch slut ho combo, you wanked my man! Hey Bitch slut ho combo, make me a sandwich!
Skankability rating of 10.

by dickynow April 11, 2010

common sense

Dead and buired, with grubs consuming it's flesh.

"There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim."
-Dennis Miller

Lackers of common sense: liberals, teachers unions, communists, socialists, 99.8% of Hollywood, those who suscribe to the National Enquierer, the Media, 9/10ths of Junior High School children, people arrested for trespassing, 3/4ths of people on the road, the postal system, the people who's stunts actually manage to get the words "Don't put genitles in hose" on vaccum cleaners, liberal arts and philosophy majors, 100% of the government, those who dine on puffer fish, judges who actually take cases for morons who burn themselves on coffee and sue the resteraunt, the jury who accqutted OJ, those who wrapped their homes in duct-tape post 9/11, high school dropouts, people who use the rhythm method, people who attempted to masturbate with a freshly baked pie, anybody that went to see a Tom Green movie, those who order a diet coke with supersize burgers and fries, and finally, those who think John Kerry can win in November.

by X-S~ July 2, 2004

Lowest Common Denominator

In relation to people, they are the simplest group in a population. They have the simplest opinions, the simplest views and the simplest lifestyles. They are the unsophisticated (which is not correlated to the amount of happiness they have - in fact, living a simple life may make you even more happy than living a sophisticated one). Because these people do not think as much as a sophisticated person, they tend to be more naive and more gullible to gut feelings, and the ingrained culture and social laws that are around them. Their trust is easily earned.

In terms of politics, this can be taken advantage of when politicians use their persona and the gut feelings of their audience to gain followers, even when their policies and views might be to their disadvantage.

Those GOP candidates like to target the lowest common denominators in each state because it's easy followers for them. I mean, who would follow Rick Santorum because of a sweater vest?

by Bluestjay May 1, 2012

common

a word which is used by upper middle class tarquins to describe anyone with less money than themselves

"where do u live"
"on the fairbrook estate"
"wheres that"
"its in town"
"do you have horses and a swimming pool? my daddy gave me a horse yesterday"
"No, my place is to small for that"
"Omg, you're so common!!! goodbye!!

by froggy August 24, 2003

Common Sensist

A Person That - Through Common Sense - Makes Decisions That Will Positively Effect Our Nation.

A Third Political Party Movement.

One Who Rules With Common Sense Ideas.

"I would vote for a common sensist canidate."

"She has ideas fundamentally grounded by other common sensist thinkers."

by Grapaholic February 18, 2010