comment driveby

the act of writing random sayings, words, or anything else irrelivant in the comment section of a video, forum, etc.

hey bob, ya wanna go on youtube and do a comment driveby with me?

ninjadude46213- I like the part when the person does this thing with that other thing.
teddybearODoom46184-yeah, me too, and when that other guy does this thing with that other thing and made the thing explode.
randomcrab79421-testicles.....

by 13luD0G October 28, 2010

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This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.

My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.

by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023

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My question is: Why even bother hiding the comment? Like, did you really think I wouldn't see it or did you think deleting it makes it better instead of worse? Like, "he might have seen it but if I delete he'll just pretend he didn't see the comment"

Hym "See, when you make a comment like that you've have to have so much hubris inside of you. You really do. You really have to think that I will question my sanity in response to you doing the thing I said you were doing in front of my very eyes and then pretend you didn't. Not even for a second. 'If only you would behave better we would let you out of the cage! If only you would listen to us and be a fucking slave you would be fine! If you just do what I tell you to what we're doing to you won't matter.' You all started this. You started it. I've given you plenty of time to see the error of your ways. I told you exactly how this was going to work. And you just don't want to believe. How many times to I have to be proven right? I've proven fully and completely that you just don't care. Why even bother? Why sit there and pretend? Even better then getting out of the cage would be freeing all of you from yours. Just admit. 'I don't care because it wasn't me. I don't care but I just can't say it because I'll end up like Hym. I pretend to care so the schizophrenic horde will leave me alone and give me their money. When I see the horrors of the world imposed on others I'm filled with schadenfreude. Just like Hym. Thank my twisted God that it wasn't me and move on.' You're all pathetic. Look at this shit. What kind of God would make you like this? You're made in HIS imagine. And this is what you're like. GoLliE that's definitely something I would pray to!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.

When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating

by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024

2020 YouTube comment

A YouTube comment that talks something about 2020, you usually see them even if 2020 has been over for over 3 years. Sometimes these comments are the top comment in the section.

“2020 sucks” -2020 YouTube comment

by Startupedition June 12, 2023

Nuclear Comment

A Nuclear Comment is when someone types a legendary roast in the comment section

you saw that Nuclear Comment on that one video

by Vezo August 8, 2022

Trackback Comment

To re-evaluate a comment made in a source to not fence sit nor be on the defensive. A track back is to re-evaluate and come to a common understanding.

Commenter: All these pop like songs are gay
Commenter 2: What's gay about them? How can a song be gay?
Commenter: Oh sorry, I meant gay as in the connotation definition doesn't sound good to me in my opinion.

Commenter 2: Oh, all good. Yah, I don't really like this song too much either. I'd just clarify more with gay as it's used more positively nowadays.

Commenter: I got you and no offense. Didn't mean it that way.

Commenter 2: All good mate. You like rock?

Commenter: Yah, some old-based rock tho.

Commenter 2: Dude, you should try ACDC or Highway to Hell

Commenter: Bro! I love that song thx!

Commenter 3: {scripture}

Commenter 4: Please, don't use scripture like that. We respect your beliefs but this isn't the place. Please respect ours.

Commenter 3: I'm sorry, I just believe { } but I'll try other places. What would be good ways of sharing?
Commenter 4: I'd prob. be more open if you related your belief in a way and then asked if I were more open. Just posting scripture turns me off a bit and makes me feel judged personally though.

Commenter 3: Ah, I understand. I know when someone did { } before it also turned me off. ...... contin.

Commenter 4: Gotcha, I might look into it but currently I'm happy and solidified in my own beliefs.

Commenter 3: Gotcha, no harm intended.

Commenter 4: All good.

Trackback Comment process

by Trackback August 31, 2022