by urmomgaeforme August 27, 2021
Get the stefany and cole mug.I was so drunk after I finished with the anal sex, I thought it would be funny to give her a Dirty Cletus, and it was.
by @SardonicAnthony July 17, 2011
Get the Dirty Cletus mug.She just another person tryin to make it and be big and go after her dream. She is also a gifted person who can who can create new ways of singing. Most of her singing techniques aren't good but she can sing though.
by Marquala August 6, 2006
Get the keyshia cole mug.by Seany L May 13, 2003
Get the nat king cole mug.cole is probably a dickhead who plays roblox and owns a stupid group called norwegian resort. managed to get him and his group banned many times (why isn't he in the book of world records?) hes pretty pathetic and calls things gay a lot. he has a pet lizard which is pretty cool but thats the only cool thing about him. in his updated game of nr he placed a big dancing statue of him, it shows how big his fucking ego is. i honestly think cole sucks aytools dick every sunday morning before he goes to church because it seems like the most logical thing for him to do. cole is pretty annoying most of the time and if he doesnt get his way he'll fire ur ass from nr and probably attempt to bully u till u kill yourself because thats my FUCKING cole. cole has seemed to have misplaced his common sense and instead is using what hes got left (that 99.9% of non-coon and 00.1% of fucking gay). i personally think coles lame and that he doesnt deserve the privilege of being the gayest person of all time.
tytuls: he's mass gay and fucking dillusional
aytools: hes the most hideous thing ive seen on nr before
hayden: its definitely a fucking bitch
harvey: its the mother of all fakes
ben: its fucking cole oh shit
aytools: hes the most hideous thing ive seen on nr before
hayden: its definitely a fucking bitch
harvey: its the mother of all fakes
ben: its fucking cole oh shit
by freakingpowdereddonut February 1, 2019
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Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
by Anonapotomus April 5, 2013
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Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
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Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
by Ren McCormick December 20, 2020
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