clittering

Accessing the mental images stored in your clitter feed during masturbatory pleasure

*Squish, squish* I'm clittering that guy for later.

by md butt November 29, 2014

Cliteroid

STD contracted from having sexual relations in random, outdoor places when the body is running at high efficiency, i.e. in the middle of a cross country team workout. Symptoms include itchiness, dehydration, and antsy anxiety.

I met up with Amy amidst my 6 mile workout in the corn field, and found out I had cliteroid the next day!

by Silver Phoenix 13 December 21, 2010

Cliterdick

When your dick is so small it looks like a cliterus

Man, he's got a cliterdick

by Tacobender September 10, 2012

Chitter

A chitter is a wooden box with 2 compartments which hold a one hitter. The large compartment is for storing the pot (Fits about an eighth) and the smaller compartment stores a one hitter or a "bat." They are very discrete and due to the small amount loaded into the chitter, there's very little waste of grass.

Dude A: I ran out of weed, do you have anything in your chitter?

Dude B: Nah, I smoked everything that was in my chitter box when I woke up this morning.

Dude A: Do you mind if I clean your pipe?

by Stinky McDonald November 8, 2013

Cliteracy

To be well versed in all things clitoral. To possess an oral mastery of the clitoris, implying a much deeper knowledge than the ability to merely find it.

At first I wasn't sure things would work out with Charlie, but his cliteracy won me over.

by Powersnatch June 26, 2018

crittercrusty

When someone does not practice proper hygiene in the lower areas or any area on their body.

Yo bro I haven't seen you take a shower and about a week. you're becoming crittercrusty bro

by Wirthman86 March 9, 2018

Cliteracy

The ability to locate and identify the clitoris

The cliteracy rate in males is abyssmal

by spacephil March 16, 2018