Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

Kurta Clanism

We pray to our lord Kurapika who wants to avenge his clan who was genocided by some lame ass spiders, except Feitan and Shalnark, their cool

LET US WORSHIP TO KURTA CLANISM

by BunniStealsCars November 3, 2020

Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Organ Cleanser

Somebody who fucks someone else so strong his all insides are cleansed.

Guy 1: "Yo how was it with Rebecca?"
Guy 2: "I fucking organ cleansed her ass so bad that I ended up in jail"
Guy 1: "dude your'e a fucking organ cleanser"

by Moshik Moshik The Dick January 14, 2021