1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset
That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.
by Sturm March 31, 2008
Get the clusterbation mug.(n) Clister, (v) To clist. Similar to a Titty Twister for the clitoris. This action is carried out by pinching a woman's clitoris between one's thumb and index finger and then twisting while still applying a firm, consistent pinch.
Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.
Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.
(n) "Fuck yea. Now open your legs so I can give you a clister or I'll whip you again for being a bad little slut."
(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.
(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.
by john2164 October 8, 2011
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Name for visable STDs on a woman's vagina. Derived from the English words Clit and Blisters, Clisters.
by GrizzlyBearski August 26, 2009
Get the Clisters mug.A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 5, 2010
Get the cluster offender mug.When one gets the sudden urge to bust a nut midway through class. Normally applicable when there is a sexy female in the area.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that new girl? she was wearing a skirt and i classterbated after i saw her!
Student 2: Dude.... gross.. Classterbation is disturbing.
Student 2: Dude.... gross.. Classterbation is disturbing.
by NutBustah April 13, 2011
Get the Classterbation mug.We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.
The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.
by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011
Get the clusterfarce mug.A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners October 21, 2012
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